Texas Chili Bowl

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.

I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.

by zander365 October 6, 2011

Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.

Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.

by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012

texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.

Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.

by ricon August 11, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.

I gave your mom a Texas Chili Bowl last night.

by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008

texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn June 21, 2006

texas chili bowl

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her

I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it

by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010