The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
by zander365 October 07, 2011
When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
by hookedonphonics September 04, 2012
When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 10, 2006
: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
by Justin "Allen" August 13, 2008
hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!
by jizzohn November 11, 2004
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by MA Nigga Jason October 08, 2010