Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.

Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.

by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012

texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.

Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.

by ricon August 11, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.

I gave your mom a Texas Chili Bowl last night.

by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008

texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn June 21, 2006

texas chili bowl

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her

I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it

by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010

Texas Chili Bowl

When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.

Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.

by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021