tagalog 

A sexpat's official language.

Filipino Parents: Why don't you teach yourself tagalog?
Me: Only sex tourists bother to learn that language.

tagalog by sadfilipino December 7, 2015

Tagalog 

The language of the pig that we call Filipino.

Listen to that Bing bong speaking Tagalog

Tagalog by Odinz February 19, 2018

Tagalog 

Tagalog is a language from the Philippines

Most people who speak this language are native speakers

Only 0.2% of mixed Philippinos can speak this language

The word is pronounced as tah-ga-log

My name is spamburger and i cant speak tagalog becuase im a mixed Philippino
My name is eca and i cant either but im not mixed

Tagalog by Ring-ga-ding-ga-ding-ga-ding December 22, 2023

Palpak Tagalog 

A rare dialect of Tagalog spoken by ninjatwins in the Facebook region. Contains such ancient, untranslatable words as "discochan" and "#bi-panaloing"

(300 comments later) What the hell are Holly and Kate saying? I can't understand them.

Don't bother. They're speaking Palpak Tagalog

Palpak Tagalog by Hollylujah July 26, 2011

Tagaloner 

The one kid in your group of friends that no one likes but is always there because he follows you around so he won't be alone.

Man Tony is such a tagaloner, I wish he would just leave us alone!

Tagaloner by DrLugnut March 31, 2009

tagalong 

(n) Word used to describe a person similar to loser or brown nose.
Low on the social ladder, tagalongs usually follow more popular people around everywhere they go. Usually ending up pissing off everyone involved.

1) "Look at that fool Abraham, he keeps following Wu around like a dog. What a tagalong!"
2) "Look at that desperate idiot, stalking that girl, loser tagalong"

tagalong by CoolManYouSuck January 22, 2006

tagalong 

these mad good girl scout cookies with peanutbutter and chocolate

I was hungry so I grabbed me a box of Tagalongs!

tagalong by pootytang March 12, 2003