Tanerexic

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.

Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!

by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006

Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009

tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.

"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"

by Hilary March 21, 2004

tanerexia

When a person is extrememly dark and tanned in reality, but to themselves they seem normal or even pale.

"She's almost black, but she doesn't think so. She must be tanorexic."

by Kns June 6, 2005

tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.

Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.

by J. Eklow January 30, 2005

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

Taveren

From 'The Wheel of Time' by 'Robert Jordan' :
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel will. All people are threads in the web, but the Wheel weaves the pattern of the web around Taveren. Taveren are the centre points in web and so their lives are determinant by pattern.

- Go or stay. Together or apart. It doesn't matter. You all three are Taveren. Even I can see it and I don't have that talent. Just by what happens around you.

"No more! I don't want to hear about that any more!"

- Weather you hear it or not it is still true. The wheel of time weaves the pattern of the age. Using the lives of men for thread. And you three are taveren : Centerpoints of the weaving.

"No more!"

- For a time the wheel will bend the pattern around you three whatever you do. And whatever you do is more likely to be chosen by the wheel then by you.

by CryptoScorpius October 11, 2008