twned

twned is simply a mixture between "Treated" and "Owned"
pronounced "towned" rip off of pwned.
When your friend acts like a complete idiot and u slap him in the face...you pretty much twned his ass

"Jeff you suck at life," *SMACK!!!*
"TWNED!!!"

by boredmorriskidzzzz November 18, 2006

tunedog

A tunedog is a male (above the age of 10) who tunes multiple females at once, even sometimes subconsciously. A tunedog is usually well liked and good looking.

"That guy over there is such a tunedog hes got like 4 chicks on his dick", "I dont even think he's trying either!", "That tunedog is the king pussy magnet"

by m8million March 27, 2015

stotally toned

1. The wavelength of your groove, adjusts to a lower end of the spectrum.

2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.

Dude, I'm stotally toned.

by -Shadow- July 19, 2005

tuned up

The act of receiving or delivering a "no holds barred" beating by one indiviual or several individuals.

Yo, that wigger got tuned up!

by druzicka July 14, 2005

Tonedeaf

One who cannot distingish whether his or hers singing sucks

Ruben Studdard

by Splintercell December 6, 2003

athletic and toned

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"

All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.

by mylibido October 9, 2008

tuned to the moon

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.

"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004