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you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.
Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
by Marcy33 December 27, 2006
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Jack T

Jack is a fat cunt. He is a fucking cunt who will kick you in ass for no reason. He is usually uncoordinated and will be the biggest lick ass to all the girls around. I’ve seen him with me own three eyes and will certainly not want to be friends with people other than popular guys.
Person 1: hey I got beat up today and he was a fat cunt

Person 2: ya he was probably a jack t
by How’s it going 12345 April 19, 2019
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Jack T

Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool
Have you seen that guy Jack T? He has a monster cock.
by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020
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Jack't

Did ya get jack't?
by You are being a fart knocker February 15, 2022
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jack doesn't come out of the box

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
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