spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003

stoonage

Stupid person in Italian.

You talk to me like I'm a stoonage.

by Lizzy1083 June 4, 2019

Swoopage

Tactically acquiring extra credit points from a fellow classmate

"He's a bird of opportunity. Don't let him steal ur points,I smell Swoopage coming along."

by Ricky224 December 12, 2019

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009