skitenapped

The act of going for one or two drinks, then being cajoled/forced into an extended drinking session. Often followed by a night on the couch.

"I only went out to watch the football, but Matty turned up and skitenapped me."

by NealeJohnston August 25, 2006

Saitenji

a bunneh priest that will forever remain in our hearts.

Saitenji: Hi...
Girls: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!

by bunneh priest lover January 17, 2005

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

swite

A cross between sweet and tight (both meaning cool/awesome). Often exclaimed when one's brain is unable to decide whether the word sweet or tight is more appropriate for any given situation. "Swite" is the result of this brain mishap.

"Dude, jack in the box is open! Swite!"

"Imagine if you could breathe in a fart so nobody else could smell it. That would be swite."

"If I owned a bar, there would be no last call. That would be one swite bar."

by colonialfootsoldier February 28, 2010

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008