Switch hitter

Slang term for a bi sexual person

John Travolta is a switch hitter.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

switch hitter

Slang for a bisexual person

"You know John?"

"Yeah why"

"Turns out he's a switch hitter! Never even entered my gaydar..."

by igdoritos January 14, 2021

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016

speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021