skirthead

a person who frequently uses methamphetamine

one skirthead says to another skirthead "wanna do some skirt" and the other skirthead says... alright you guys get it.

by that one skirthead in the example April 11, 2007

Havin-swithen-bank

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.

Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.

by scampy the dog December 14, 2010

swirch

V. to swirch: to switch to something better

I just swirched my music from Justin Beiber to MUSE!

by The Swircher October 1, 2010

swarthy

Adjective used to describe any person with a dark complexion.

"After his freak tanning clinic accident, he surely can't be surprised that he earned the nick-name 'Swarthy Harvey', can he?!"

by mrepic January 26, 2005

swerth

sweg accompanied by a sizeable girth

Wow, that kid is rocking mad amounts of swerth; just look at his pants

by Cock Smasher January 27, 2014

Sworth

Your sexual self worth.
The combination of the words sex and worth

Hey Virginia, my sworth took a hit when my bf handed me feminine cleansing cloth.

by Ecares4 June 4, 2018

Smirthi

Smirthi is the best. She is the best. Legit the best.

Woah Smirthi is the best

by Uniuniunifornnn November 1, 2020