Swingled

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.

My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.

by jzzstud June 12, 2011

Slingered

When spending time with assumed friend and said friend hijacks your intellectual property. Also known for when talking to someone and mid conversation they walk away. You just got slingered.

Wow, someone stole your idea for a shirt design? You just got slingered.

by saltgirl November 8, 2019

Swingered!

When an actor gains wait after his big break. They go from struggling actor scraping buy, to a celebrity, eating at four star resteraunts. Stems from Swingers, where both of its stars, Vince Vaughn & Jon Faverau got bigger after Swingers and have never come down. They just get fat.

Wow, Thornie from Super Troopers looks swingered in Dukes of Hazard.

by Biggs10 August 15, 2005

Swingler

Some Giant white guy who like radom ass PC-games, football, and P0rn, and is Republican

Why did swingler buy that retarded civil war game?

Swingler is so giant and is a bitch to tackle

Why is swingler pissing of the black people voting for McCain

by Big Swing December 31, 2008

Jay Swingler

Spends his shitty life making embarrassing videos that million of people watch and some how enjoy. Mostly used words contain cereal bar, what do you mean and childish. Being a youtuber who nearly died from getting his head stuck in a microwave, we all know that whenever another video is uploaded on the TGFBro channel with rommel henry, its gonna be another dumb idea that is somehow hilarious.

Me: how is jay swingler still alive?
Bob: dont know. Really should be dead by now.
Me: well im glad he aint!

by InternetFangirl1 February 3, 2018

Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

swingterest

When a member of a swinging couple can't stop obsessing over a swinger they're infatuated with.

Ugh, Derek totally needs to stop yabbering on about sxyfxs!! Shut up about her tits! Just pin her to your swingterest page already.

by likethirsty October 30, 2015