swingline

The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.

If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.

Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.

by D to the izzle December 21, 2006

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

swingling

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.

At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.

by a longtime friend/mentor/victim March 2, 2005

Swingling

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005

Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'

"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

by geotongdru August 29, 2023

The SwingLine

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)

"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"

by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006

Swindellin' it

To be in a public place with your penis unknowingly exposed.

I went to get coffee earlier, and i was Swindellin' it the whole time! I hope nobody saw my penis!

by noiv June 19, 2014