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Italian Swimsuit

The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.
Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.

Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.

Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.
by Jukedalon May 2, 2010
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Slippery swimsuit

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch
Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"
by Oldmate21 October 20, 2015
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old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom
"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"
by Mattyismint June 10, 2005
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goth swimsuit

A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.
Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.
by RoseThourne January 10, 2007
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naked swimsuit

they are a naked swimsuit and the naked trolls under ur bed wear them
i like naked swimsuits to eat pickles with.
by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022
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One-Piece Swimsuit

a bathing cloth that holds poop and other body waste, even pee
"hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh" *plop*, oh, a poop came out to my one-piece swimsuit
by Pottbellyocassional July 26, 2025
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swimstitute

Someone who has sex and is willing to have sex with all members of the swim team
yo so I heard you fucked the swimstitute.
by kingdoof September 20, 2011
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