Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

schnozzled

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances

'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'

by Sdrz. February 26, 2008

shamozzle

A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.

Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

by Peter Cardakaris July 6, 2007

Shnozzled

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.

Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shozzle my nozzle

Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.

Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1

by firebird_racer July 7, 2003

schmazzle

The art of stealing lawn gnomes

Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.

by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006