sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003

Sweetcorn Nob Nugget

The small nugget of poo left on your bellend after having rampant homosexual sex.

Oh dear, I've had to flick the sweetcorn nob nugget off my bell, it was making the place look untidy!

by LeonPlayaFly April 15, 2010

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

Sweetcorn Fisherman

Some one who has anal sex

See Anal sex

I did this bird up the arse and she needed a shit.

by kevin cooper March 27, 2003

sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

Sweetcorn dick

A word that discribes a very small dick smaller than a maggot dick usually used to describe Adam, a very fat ginger prick from Magherafelt

Jesus Adam you have such a sweetcorn dick like

by Fiddley dee October 11, 2020