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Sweatjack

(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"

Refers to an attractive female, who under normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.
Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with Sarah tonight at the party.

No way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!
by TemperanceFan October 14, 2004
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sweetacular

an adjective which means totally and utterly amazing, sdo amazing that it is/was sweet and spectacular (hence the combonation of the two)
did you see that sweetacular halo 2 vid, 41-0?
by Zach H November 14, 2006
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Sweetcakes

Meaning that something is sweet and cool or nice at the same time. It's like getting a free lunch. Usually used as a response and token of appreciation.

Can be used as a verb: Sweetcaking, having about the same meaning as chilling. Taking it easy.

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It doesn't make sense for the native speaker, but it's somewhat influenced by me and my swedish friends native language.
-"You know what, she actually asked for you cell-number?"
-"Oh, sweetcakes!"

-"Look here in the manual, it describes how you configure it."
-"Ah, sweetcakes."

"-Man, I was sweetcaking all day long so I missed the show."

-"What about hang around today, just sweetcaking...?"
by TheNihilist December 12, 2009
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seatback love

action verb, the act of recieving oral sex in either a front car seat, movies, airplane, train, bus anywhere where you can recline your seat
Yo! On the way home from the party ole girl gave me some seatback love all the way to her driveway.
by Mr Corey February 22, 2009
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seatback

When leaving a chair, you can say "I call seatback" and no one else in the room can take the seat away from you. Similar to saying, "I call shotgun" when approaching a car.
No way, you can't sit there, I called seatback!"
by Jamie Kozma April 16, 2006
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Sweetcake

n. the female counterpart of "beefcake" where the instance is overflowing with feminine allure and sexiness.
The Victoria Secret Fashion Show was pure, honest-to-goodness, bib-worthy sweetcake.
by Dr. Colon Feral December 2, 2010
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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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