Sweet tea

When your girlfriend has diarrhea, sticking a straw in her ass and drinking up all the contents while she sleeps.

Man my girl had some bad Mexican food last night so I gave her some sweet tea so she would feel better when she woke up.

by Mini golf March 4, 2019

Sweet Tea

The act of dipping ones testicles in sugar, and smearing them across your opponents face.

Man 1: I cannot believe Brad Sweet Tea'd me at last nights party, I still have sugar in my hair.
Man 2: Yeah, it was totally SWEET.
Man 1: Shut up.

by theteamonster January 7, 2011

Sweet Tea

Being so undescribably hot. Kinda like Keilah Purcell

Damn!!! She A Sweet Tea

by GOD...DUHHHHH June 17, 2019

sweet tea

southern drink....specially in the area of Tennesse...where the hot bitches are...it is known that by drinking this beverage it will give an avarage girl the power of being hot...also gives you an awesome souther accent...but the word can be used as "cool" or "sweet" on any ocation..

that party was sweet tea

look at that sweet tea car

tara you know that you are the most sweet tea girl

by neco suave June 11, 2006

sweet tea

Semen, jizz, baby gravy. Usually spilled by the half gallon, sprayed all around a room, sometimes on electronic equipment for maximum effect.

"I just spilled half a gallon of sweet tea and it ruined my Gamecube and my mattress."

by Mr. Teajug September 2, 2012

Sweet tea

Tea is alsome but when you put 1lbs of sugar on top it makes it turn into SHIT! In a cup

Earl: can I have some sweet tea

Bob: in a minute just need to shit in this cup

by Totally accurate definitions December 11, 2017

sweet tea

The drink of choice for the low class. Extremely low quality tea with a pound of sugar per cup. Also known as, rot your teeth out tea, and we wonder why southerners have such nasty teeth.

"Y'all wanna go yander and get sum sweet tea?"
"Okay, afterward well watch some nascar and hook up with our sisters!"

by soluguard April 14, 2009