sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

sweatervest

Jim Tressel-Head coach of The Ohio State University's football team.

I wonder if sweatervest will recruit any good players this year.

by LSU FAN January 3, 2008

Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.

Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.

by ophelia3 October 5, 2009

sweatervestite

A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.

Todd hangs out in gay bars wearing sweater vests, he is such a sweatervestite.

by antoncrowley December 15, 2008

sweaterless

without or not having a sweater

Halbs is cold because he is sweaterless.

by makneh January 10, 2009

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by rediculously good looking teachers that makes them look even more good looking

Mr. V looks so good in sweatervests, he should wear one everyday.

by anon.. November 3, 2006

sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

by Jade November 14, 2004