Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

Swearingen

The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.

Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense

by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019

anal seapage

the seapage of anal fluids dripping out of the anus

ew look at all the dripping liquid shit in his ass its anal seapage.

by jakorz May 16, 2011

sweavage

Sweat that accumilates amongst the cleavage area.

It's hot in here....I have major sweavage.

by pusssssyyy May 12, 2006

Swearmagedon

n.
1) Event occurring when something so outrageous happens, every other word in response is a swear word.

2) Side effect of a temper tantrum

A) She was so flabbergasted, all that could be heard was a swearmagedon.

B) Yosemite Sam

by Philoseraptor May 22, 2013

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

by backotruck November 2, 2011