The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
by JimboWales January 6, 2012
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Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
by Willyummm July 23, 2010
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dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill
by Prendyy October 22, 2010
Get the Swagasm mug.Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
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Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"
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Get the sargasm mug.After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
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