A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"
You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.
by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013
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Person 1: Yo know Swarleen
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people
Person 1: True again lol
by dont need to know bish April 17, 2019
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by Pimpdaddyfresh April 22, 2013
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