Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!

by 8==========DD October 18, 2011

swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.

by Troy H. August 6, 2006

swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

Swanson

A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.

Matt Swanson is a complete fag

by Jonny do good December 23, 2007

Swanson

verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.

Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?

by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010