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Swank

A substance that is ten times more addictive than marijuana. However, not as irresistible as salmon puffs.
My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: ‘Swank’”.
by Lanky J March 26, 2023
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Swank

Hybrid term. Combination of head/blow job (suck) and hand job (wank).
She gave my dick a passionate swank while driving, stroking my shaft and sucking my nob.
by arnaesthetic April 7, 2021
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Swank

The accumulation of testicular/vaginal sweat and anal residue found anywhere from the lower scrotum/vagina to the taint or "gooch" region.

Of course there is the anglophiliac term "Swank" or "Swanky", spawned in the early 19th century of unknown origin to describe the visually eccentric upper class of the era (i.e. posh/glitzy).
A noble sir would scoff vehemently at such misconceptions.
The Swanky musk of his scrotum entranced her. Her pupils; Dilated, her nipples; stiff, her cheeks; flush. She was ready, ready to engorge herself in the salty vinegar of his testes.

She wasn't BORN with the name Hillary Swank, she earned it.
by Sir Geoffrey of Puddington September 21, 2017
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Swank

I wanna swank you til 6 am!
by Phoenix and kaira February 25, 2017
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Swank

Once used to refer to something fancy. Now used to refer to something gangster.
"Yo dawg dem fubu's is fuckin swank."
by allatropic February 10, 2007
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Swank

An adjective defining something that is cool, or sweet, sick, funky, or awesome.
Philmore: Wow bro! Like the new crib!
Jenkins:Yeah, it's pretty swank.
by SquidWinkle August 12, 2008
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Swank

Emperor Qín Shǐhuáng Ling was burried in a totally swank underground palace.
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