Statutory Rape Van

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018

Statutory Rape

Someone eighteen or over having sexual intercourse with someone under the age of sixteen. Some people say it's pedofelia, others disagree.

Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!

by Koree Jeslin April 18, 2006

statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

Statutory Rape

Dating or fucking a minor when you are over 18

Kadin will be arrested for statutory rape once he is eighteen because he only screws little boys.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Statutory rape

Statutory rape is when an adult has sexual contact with a minor. It is illegal because minors can not consent, for the exception of romeo/juliet laws

"Hey Brenda, you hear about Peter being arrested for statutory rape last night, turns out he was having sex with a 14 year old! Its so disgusting..he's in his 40s! Im so glad that statutory rape law exists!"

by Partofme December 5, 2018

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

satutory rape

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.

My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011