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Swatgasm

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
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swagtastic

swagtastic is when you have amazing game (swag,swagger)
Swagtastic derives from the words swagger+fantastic, so literally swagtastic means having fantastic swagger.

swagtastic is used as adjective describing a person and/or his game or ability to get girls
"Yo i can't help it my game is jus naturally swagtastic, my dude"

"Yo he wuz pimpin da other night, his game wuz lookin mad swagtastic"
by ~PrInCe~ January 10, 2008
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swagtastic

Some one with swag so hard that no one can match it!
Phil Mckenzi is so swagtastic no one can match his rubba band chain cuz its off da hook!
by Kiddz Youngin' April 7, 2009
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swagtastic

a term used by gangsters or those who live in the ghetto describing the freshness of a certain person or object.
"Ey yung'n, dose new kicks you got is swagtastic."
"Dat outfit you rockin, is so not swagtastic mang."
by BigPoppa21 February 25, 2010
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swagtastic

better than stylin, steezy, and fly all together
did you see that girl in her retro jordan V's? damn, she's swagtastic.
by misslegit November 21, 2011
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Swagtastrophe

swag-tas-tro-phe
noun
Something or someone with an abundance of no swag.
Cheryl is a swagtastrophe compared to Millie.
by Beanbean27 May 21, 2011
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swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'
"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."
by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012
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