Sagamore Middle school

A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.

Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.

Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem

Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.

by [e-mail] June 4, 2017

Swagmoneyballer

Something or someone who is cool.

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.

by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017

Swaghole

A typical swag douche. A combination of "Swag" and "Asshole."

Look at that swaghole, thinking he's a badass.

by Chlamydiaisfun September 1, 2013

swaganometry

The subject of swag. Learning this subject WILL get you bitches

Friend: Did you pick up a new class?
You: Yeah swaganometry

Friend: nigga what?

by Swaggybee123 September 11, 2016

swaganometry

The study of swag

Swaganometry, bitch I'm bleeding bad.

by swaganometry123 July 30, 2016

swagaholic

someone who is addicted to looking good

man, soulja boy is such a swagaholic

by Teezy F Baby 23 February 18, 2009

swagmoney

basically, the most epic... EVER. koolest in town. really just swagmoney. that’s the only way to describe it

kaylie mahoney is S O swagmoney

by swagmoneykm February 19, 2019