Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006

swaddle

to move your hips in a circular motion while straddling an object

adam swaddled alex's face

by cbrownlee December 15, 2010

Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Swaddle

Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.

Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.

by Twellsing December 1, 2010

Swaddle

A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.

"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"

by danni.yelly July 26, 2009