swanee

1. The name of a river in a song... "...on the swanee river..."

2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)

1. "...on the banks of the Swanee river..."

2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.

by The Ineffable Lala October 20, 2008

Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Swacked

Having one's swagger "jacked" or stolen.

After the NFL stole Lendale White's nickname idea of "Smash and Dash" for the duo of Lendale White and Chris Johnson in the Tennessee Titans backfield, he claimed he had been swacked.

by Roy "McClane" Rogers December 19, 2008

swacket

A combination of a hooded sweater and a jacket.

"What's that guy wearing?" "It's not a sweater, not a jacket...it must be a swacket."

by Gonzo Campbell February 1, 2006

swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009

Swayne

A Sexy,Handsome,drop dead gorgeous guy with a smoking hot body. Swayne most will get you all horny and wet, once you get a first glance on him, you'll be amazed.Someone who can stay up all night just doing you so fucking hard nonstop. About 99.9% of the time a swayne will have a freaking huge dick. Swayne can also be sweet,nice,caring. a friend who could always be there.

"Hey look at that guy, he looks so fucking hot, i just wanna touch his dick" what's his name?

"Oh him, his name is Swayne, he is hot isn't he"

by ThePhenomena May 1, 2010

Swainer

When one shows their face, bung hole, clitoris, and tiddies in one picture.

Timmy: How are things with you and Emily?

John: Not to badly, she even sent me a picture of her Swainer!

Timmy: Nice :)

by SylDuguay June 17, 2017