throat swabbing

the sexual act of rubbing the head of the cock in a swabbing motion once it is down the throat of a whore.

Bob cleaned the john before him's jism out of the whores throat when he gave her a good throat swabbing.

by msxanax October 10, 2006

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

shit-swabbing

two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!

Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)

by Nicolettefob June 5, 2010

Cotton Swabbing

Cotton Swabbing/ Cotton Swab is a term used when you take your dick and fuck a cat or other small furry creature.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.

Yo, did you hear about how John was caught Cotton Swabbing his cat?

by Big Man Yhorm May 11, 2018

Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.

My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.

by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025