someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Get the side-stabber mug.by stuart March 16, 2004
Get the slabber mug.Related Words
swabber
• kaybo swabber
• Sacrum Swabber
• Butt swabbery
• slabber
• stabber
• Scabber
• slabbering
• Swagberry
• Slabberdash
A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.
by General Jizz August 17, 2006
Get the stool stabber mug.by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014
Get the slabbering mug.An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.
As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?
Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
by surf biffin September 17, 2007
Get the scabber mug.by BarryBurton August 9, 2006
Get the shit stabber mug.Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.
Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!
by Carly February 28, 2005
Get the back stabber mug.