scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.

Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!

by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011

SVKstig

"SVKstig" describes something that is extremely small. It’s even smaller than a gazatu and can only be seen by using a magnifying glass.
There are multiple variants, sometimes it may even be covered in fur.
As a defense mechanism it will spam FDM.

"Look at that guy named SVKstig. He is so small, even a glass of milk is 10x bigger than him."

by Danker22 December 23, 2021

swastika

In the esoteric world the different variations of the Swatika has a deep spiritual meaning. In laymans terms it goes something like this: The horisontal line represets counciousness/mind. The vertical line represents energy. The four angeled "end lines" signify the movement of the Swastika. The righthand and lefthand schools of tantra disagree upon which versions of the Swastika is beneficial or not. But they are in agreement that the one spinning clockwise represents creation, and the other the movement back to pure consciousness. The lefthand tantrikas rejoice in finding illumination through entering the world fully. Maxing the stimulation of all senses until transcendence occurs. The righthand tantrikas seek to withraw from the world to find unity with the Parama Purusha (supreme counciousness). Hence the quarrel which version of the Swastika is the "good" one.

The swastika is an integral part of the symbol of the tantric cult Ananda Marga, and the centerpiece of the Great Lamen of the magickal order Vajra Ordo Templi Orientis.

by Shri Gurudev SvaBhavaNath January 11, 2009

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

Sastin

A Sastin is the type of guy that is a nerd, that looses his wallet a lot but has a sugar mummy that pays for it, that has a AWESOME kid and snores. Sastin is only mean to people when the people are not up to his expectations. Sastin plays Fortnite and nothing else he eats alot of food and can only be a good friend if you dont have tattoos, if you are slightly smart, bikeys and if you are not nice but not mean. Be careful about the Sastin because he is very strict.

Sastin: Hey you, over there!
Random guy: What do you want
Sastin: Huh! Are you a bikey, you $#@! @#$%@& @#$%^$!

by XTheFlame May 25, 2019