SCPsexual

Something is non-existing and you should go die in a hole if you are

Idiot: ....Hey I have something to say
normal person: Yes?
Idiot:...I am SCPsexual
normal person:...
Idiot:....
normal person: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE DUMBASS

by Iampansexualitsatrueone March 26, 2021

suspectual

To acknowledge others of your abnormal behavior.
Pretty sus!

"The boss was suspectual of George and Lennie because George would speak for Lennie"

by suspectualfolk February 22, 2022

Susexual

A sexual preference wherein the person doesn't care about your alignment (gender identity) as long as you comport with the biological sex and gender expression they're attracted to.

Feminine Female Enby: "Do you fuck non-binary (trans) persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're female and feminine!"

Masculine Male Transwoman: "Do you fuck trans persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're male and masculine!"

by lordcapo March 8, 2021

suisexual

a person who is neither heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. they are not attracted to anyone but themselves, therefore, they jackoff a lot.

Fuck sex, I'm a suisexual! Vaginas and penises are GROSS!

by Dan and Amanda May 5, 2006

Sisexual (Si)

Sisexual: When you like your sex and your opposite but mostly your opposite. It’s like straight mixed with bisexual.

Catherine : I’m Bi but I like guys a little more than girls...
Julie: So your Sisexual (Si)?
Catherine: Yes!

by UrbanGirl2005 April 8, 2018

SUSPENSALICIOUS

\sə-ˈspen(t)s-ə-ˈli-shəs\
an adjective used to describe the episodes leading up to (and probably also) the season seven finale of NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Services). can also be used for other extremely suspenseful occasions that leave you screaming and flailing in excitement on your futon.

was the episode good?
it was SUSPENSALICIOUS
so it was suspenseful?
no, it was SUSPENSALICIOUS!

by sporktastic<3tiva May 19, 2010

Sysexual

Sysexual identify's a person By Similar to Omnisexual but with Difference's - Sysexual likes All genders equally and only Wanting/Dating That Gender To Hook up with.

Dave: I went out with a bisexual yesterday it was fun but i dont want that person anymore.

Dave's friend: So you're Omnisexual?

Dave: No! if i was that'd be not treating everyone rightful, Im Actually Sysexual.

Dave's friend: Oh Alright, Good luck out there!

by Rather not say.. March 2, 2022