A survey is an examination of opinions, behavior, etc., made by asking people questions 1. It can also refer to the measuring and recording of the details of an area of land
another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).
when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!
a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
haaaa!
no comment.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
yesterday night.
the last person you kissed and the next person you'll kiss the same?
haa.
honestly;probally never again
Are you missing someone?
"no comment.
"
What were you doing at 11:00 am today?
asleep.
i had a rough night.
Regret doing anything in the past week?
yes.
caring about things.
keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.
A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.
A: "Hey dude, how'd you make all that money?"
B: "Survey prostitution, man!"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's where I take surveys for money!"