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Surprise

Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.
Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs

Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007
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Surprise

Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.

2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.

2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!

Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.

Mother: What would that be-

Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
by Sythes November 2, 2008
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Surprise

the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"gift"
or semen
"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."
by Flamegrim August 18, 2008
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Surprise

When one takes the action of farting but then realizes that they actually just shat themselves, thus creating the sense of being surprised.
Ray decides that it would be funny to let loose odorous gas, but then realises he shat himself in his attempt making him surprised when he discovers brown streaks lining his undergarments.
by BlackFeign March 14, 2008
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surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.
Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry
by Buqa August 1, 2008
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Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.
I am surprised
by D-Monkey May 9, 2018
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Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....
Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...
by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013
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