Super-virgin

A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.

After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".

by sushichick June 27, 2005

Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

Super mega virgin

Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands

Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.

by Ciera August 31, 2022

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Supervirgin Mode

The state of being that describes someone who is a supervirgin. Abbreviated as SVM.

-Instead of going to hang out with us tonight, she's gonna stay home and study for a test there's no way she could possibly fail...
-Wow, she's rocking that supervirgin mode.

-Hey guys, wanna come do homework with me?
-Watch out guys, he just activated SVM!

by I'mthekingbitch August 17, 2011

Supervirgin

Someone who lives a particularly fearful or unadventurous life. Being a supervirgin (SV) doesn't necessarily mean someone doesn't engage in any sexual conduct, for supervirginity is more of a state of mind than a state of being. For example, someone who's never had sex, but goes out and has fun and tries all sorts of new things is not an SV; someone has had sex but sits around at home all day and never goes out could very well be an SV.

Just because you haven't had sex doesn't mean you are one, and just because you have doesn't mean you aren't.

-Dude, Chris never chills with us. He's afraid to even ask his parents for permission to go out.
-Wow, what a supervirgin.

-Bro, I had sex with my girlfriend a while ago, but afterward she was all ashamed about it, like it was a bad thing.
-Wow, what a supervirgin.

by I'mthekingbitch August 17, 2011

Supervirgin

Someone who has never been in a romantic relationship, kissed, or anything beyond that.

Ann: You should know, he's never kissed a girl, or even had a girlfriend.

Katherine: So he's a supervirgin?
Ann: Haha, YES!

by katieemw95 November 2, 2009