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executive summary

Because I am too fucking important to read all of it.
Jim the worker: Hey Bob did you read that executive summary from BigBootyCorp.

Bob the executive: I dont have time to read all of that, I am way to important!
by kbone15 June 17, 2010
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syrup summary

A definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.
syrup summary of libertarianism: "we like freedom."

syrup summary of democrats: "we dislike inequality."

syrup summary of republicans: "we like America."

syrup summary of feminism: "we want equality for women."

syrup summary of white supremacists: "we like white culture."

syrup summary of Bush-era foreign policy: "we don't like terrorists."

syrup summary of MADD: "we don't like drunk driving accidents."

syrup summary of NRA: "we like freedom and safety."

syrup summary of PETA: "we oppose animal torture."
by PaleBlueYacht May 18, 2013
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Pot Summary

A summary of what happened when you got high smoking Marijuana.
Brian's pot summary involved 3 chickens, an office chair, and 12 hookers... his conclusion-it was a bad trip.
by Jeopard December 3, 2010
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Summar

Someone who is beautiful, but thinks low of herself. She has beautiful eyes, and everything. Every guy wants her, but she likes a variety of guys so she goes out with many. Usually a girl that changes her hair color alot, but not fake. She's very pretty and doesn't like fake people.
Did you see that chick?
Yeah, she's Summar.
Damn! She is so hot!
by tittylover234 January 22, 2012
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summaya

A small, shy girl with an huge heart and amazing personality, cares about others more than her self and loves to eat burgers and chips. Speaks her mind and likes hitting those closest to her. Extremely cute!
Wow she's cute! she must be a summaya.
by dingys December 4, 2011
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Summar

A perfect Scene-ster.
Beautiful
Colorful
and will be turning heads for the rest of her life<3
"Dammnnn did you see that Summar girl? she is looking fionneeee"
by summarslover July 4, 2009
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summaiya

someone who isn’t really outgoing or social, but once you get to know her she’s a really kind person and will do literally anything for you. she has people that she looks up to and they mean more to her than life itself. she doesn’t really like herself that much but that’s okay:)
oh , who got you into that band?

my friend summaiya! she loves music
by zephyr on a sunny day August 25, 2018
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