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Wisconsin Business Suit

Wisconsin Business Suit

The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.

The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.

This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:

Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?

Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.

Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.

Example Two:

Scene - Business Conference In Vegas

Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.

Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.

Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)

Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.

Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?

Man 3: My friends and family.
by RickySpanish121 May 7, 2019
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lil suty

a legendary personality found scavenging peoples for music on SoundCloud. For the songs he happens to come by he leaves his famous mark "369" , showing approval of the upload. If you ever come across lil suty and his 369 blessing, you should feel accomplished for your creation!!

lil suty quotes:
"369"
"bloodsukkaaa aaaaah"
"Time is in your subconscious mind "
by lil suty fan May 23, 2019
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Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
by JMulan March 1, 2011
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lil suty

lil suty is a web personalty known for repeatedly commenting his catchline 369 about more than 20.000 times on the platform soundcloud, which has gained him a lot of attention in the last couple of months. Furthermore his own music, which is currently only available online on reupload accounts by fans, is seemingly poorly produced purposefully, usually not being longer than 30 seconds per track, only featuring single catchy lines and thought to be a parody of modern soundcloud rap.

Because of the line ''... and friday is a smoke day '' in the chorus of his track OEK, Friday has become the unofficial smoke day in the subcommunities.

While the meaning of lil suty's music is deeply speculated by his followers, it is now known for a fact that he is trying to spread positivity through the number 369 and is therefore adored by most of his followers.
#1: lil suty: 369
#2: lil suty: 3 6 9
#3: lil suty:³⁶⁹
by bigniggar May 30, 2019
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suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.
Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.
by WKid May 21, 2006
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sustainability suit

The most environmentally sustainable attire you can wear is no clothes at all, hence known as a ‘sustainability suit’ (formally known as the ‘birthday suit’).
I just went for a swim in my sustainability suit and got arrested. I was like "hey man i'm just being environmentally sustainable!"
by RadAquaman December 18, 2012
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Suit and Tie

When one is dressed to the nines, preferably in a suit and tie, and is obviously on their A-game.

When you're feeling and looking your absolute best.

Coined by Justin Timberlake and his 2013 single, "Suit and Tie".
Breion: "Yo Devaughn, What's poppin'?"

Devaughn: "You know it's good, son 'cuz I be on my suit and tie."
by RemJems January 14, 2013
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