Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.

"Haiji Towa in Danganronpa is totally fucktional."

by GyroGearloose January 7, 2018

multi-fucktional

being capable of staying alive and performing your everyday tasks while you're fucked up by life!
in other words, fucked up but still multi-functional

Shelby has been really fucked up lately! but damn he's awesome
he still manage to be multi-fucktional

by Sparklz bitch! April 26, 2019

fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.

Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.

by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009

Sectionals

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"

Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night

by Cheesehead425 May 19, 2014

Urban Sicktionary

Category of words and phrases listed in Urban Dictionary which are particularly crude, rude, obnoxious, offensive or foul.

Joe: Hey, Geoff, did you read that Dirty Sanchez definition in the Urban Sicktionary?

Geoff: Yeah man, that is just nasty.

by coal6 July 14, 2010

urban suctionary

Sarcastic slang for the Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary proporting to offer definitions of urban language, which dictionary is hardly a reliable resource considering it derives it's words and definitions from any Tom, Dick, or Harry that wants to slosh the net with their illiterate ramblings of nonsensical stupidity.

"The 'Urban Suctionary' is a lame place to find reliable reference for contemporary, commonly used slang words."

by Mo Ped March 27, 2005

sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009