suckitary

a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.

me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"

by griznowel December 30, 2007

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shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008

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SUCKUTARY

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.

A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.

by PimpDisco April 26, 2006

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suckster

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

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any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

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suck start

1. (v) - a play on the phrase describing the method to start a lawnmower, a suck start is a blowjob begun while the dick is still flaccid but differs in that it does not continue until completion and that it's primary purpose is to assist in achieving an erection.

Similar to: pull start, fuck start, start from scratch

She wanted to get down so I told her, "Baby, you know this law mower is a suck start, so get to it."

by D. Ward May 5, 2010

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