system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

by jpg3 April 26, 2015

stand sucker

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

Suckleberry Fin

Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.

"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

sap sucker

another name for nectar collector

“dude do you wanna take a dab off of the rig or the sap sucker”

by pimpinainteasy420 November 27, 2020

Sucklefritz

when a woman is giving you a rather acceptable blowjob, and u finally splooge your load into her mouth. after you are finished, a sucklefritz might occur. she will try to suck every last drop of cum your penis still contains in the shaft. she will use her hand to squeeze your penis in an upward motion, just like when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste to get that last little bit out on your toothbrush.

Guy: aww thanks for the blow job, babe. you are the best. you literally drank all that cum i produced just now. i am so drained.

Girl: gotta love the sucklefritz!

by mikey b.i.z.z.l.e October 6, 2009

Scrotum sucker

The people who don't approve your word for Urban Dictionary

"Why won't these scrotum suckers ever approve my word!"

by Lil’Fish March 9, 2015

juice sucker

someone who performs oral sex acts such as cunnilingus or fellatio and ingests the bodily fluids that are released from the genitals of the receiver.

Some say that a juice sucker is a keeper.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015