suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty March 4, 2011

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Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

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Suck a dick dumbshits

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

by Scooby-Doo. December 2, 2020

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Suck a duck

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 25, 2007

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Suck a Dick Wednesday

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.

Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!

by Rob Walch September 10, 2008

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