Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020

shit-suck

when a guy will suck the shit out of a girls ass

i will shit-suck that girl

by legend at ping pong August 10, 2006

shit suck

when a man sucks the shit cuming out of another mans rectum, then kisses him with the shit in his mouth

"i just shit sucked old man jenkins in the bathroom!!"

"i'd love to do a shit suck with him"

by [e-mail] September 25, 2006

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023