suck my dick

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018

Suck my dick

What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.

Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.

by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 6, 2006

Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

suck my dick

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

by kissably_me October 16, 2007

suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE September 9, 2008

suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004