Sabbmaster

If God were to take form of a mortal it would be sabbadin, he holds the greatest status among men and women. Does crazy stuff/party

Who wants to enjoy life with the girls

Does not do real love

If someone calls you sabmeister take it as a compliment.
his everyday motto: love life, get payed, get laid. Simple philosophy of the sabbmaster .
There are three rules Sabbmaster follows:
1. Make a good first impression/entrance

2.tell is like it is/be honest

3. Confidence

4. Talk with delicacy such as “suck these”

Mark: man Drew pulled 3 girls in a night.!!?? That’s crazy!!
Thomas: yea, but he ain’t no sabbmaster

by Sabbmeister May 20, 2021

Surfmastering

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006

subalternative

A subalternative is an alternative to an alternative.

I don't like this alternative, I will use the subalternative.

by mr cock23 March 29, 2019

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

Sapmaster

The guy who manages a sugar house in a sugar bush

I went to sapjack real quick before the sapmaster came back

by The sapjacker December 8, 2020

urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit

me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

surfmaster

Surfmaster is a hybrid, part surfer part webmaster. Surfmastering is the philosophy of the Surfmaster.

Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.

by Roloooo July 20, 2006