Subconscious Attention Seeker

This term is used to describe a person who instinctively butts into a conversation without real thought and blurs out an obviously untrue response just for attention.

Jamie: "Hey Kieran, sorry to hear about your tongue"

Kieran: "Thanks, there I was skipping along and I just bit my tongue and now it's bleeding."

Robyn: "Hey did you guys say something about a tongue? I once bit my tongue off and it grew back in 2 days!"

Jamie: "Sure it did..."

Kieran: "Oh leave her alone, you know she's a subconscious attention seeker and will say anything to look cool"

Jamie: "Fair play"

by Urbansfinestdude June 14, 2010

subconscious racism

when people are kinda racist and stereotype but dont even know it. people who are quick to jump up and accuse a ghetto black bitch of being annoying, but when a bunch of white people are loud and obnoxious they think its just fun.

ghetto bitch: oooo gurl you did not just do too much!!!!
subconcious racist: ugh so loud and ghetto
annoying white douchebag : woooah!!! im totally gonna pork stacy tonight!!!!!

annoying white bitch: omg! brad ur so hilarious!!!!! hahahaha!!!
subconscious racist: aw... those guys are havin fun
guy with a brain: that is subconscious racism dude.
subconscious racist: what?

by ihaveabrainyouobviouslydont October 11, 2011

subconscious intuition

One's ability to purposely commit an inadvertent act, without any type of forethought.

The ability to act upon immediate cognition.

Evan's subconscious intuition led him to stab his girlfriend during a live news report which she was brodcasting from Times Square. That was not a smooth move; It landed him 20 years of solitary confinement.

by Jack Geezy November 9, 2006

subconscious fucking

the act of sex in a dream

man i so had a dream i slept with her what a case of subconscious fucking

by mro November 16, 2007

Subconscious Creeping

When someone creeps and they don't even know it

Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.

by ohmygahd May 24, 2011

subcontrabassoon

A bassoon that is lower than a tuba and makes the most amazing "GRRRRR" noise ever it's great and I'm just pranking you all it doesn't exist yet but people are trying to make it grrr

grrr grrr grrr subcontrabassoon
grrr grrr grrr subcontrabassoon
GRRR GRRR GRRR SUBCONTRABASSOON
hehehe

by MeAreRick October 14, 2019

Subconscious celebrity

A subconscious celebrity is a person who can interact with individuals subconsciously. To actually earn this title persons must exhibit conscious subconscious activity. These individuals are viewed upon by all, subconsciously, in a positive manner. Subconscious celebrities are people who are karma neutral. Being karma neutral means their actions are subject to much more stringent “universal” review, meaning their “positive” and “negative” actions are more readily enforced.

Subconscious celebrities exist to alter the course of humanity subconsciously. They exist within and separately of humanity due to their neutral disposition and observance of universal law.

Subconscious celebrities are separate of “normal” life activity making them invulnerable to negative actions of others. Persons who choose to be negative towards subconscious celebrities are often punished before they can commence the act. This is due to energy filtration. Subconscious celebrities can read energy directed towards them and either negate it, or respond to it.

They are essentially admins of life.

“Why is that guy always on my freaking mind?!”

“Oh thats joe, a subconscious celebrity.”

by Bholdr July 26, 2020