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Stumb by Troy Willis May 3, 2025
Scumbear
Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.
Eternal Slumber
Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012
scumberg
A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010
slumberbrag
(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020