Candi: So i was strippering the other day at the mall when the security guard kicked me out
Britt: OMG they tried to do that to me but i said i was endorsing the store, because when im not strippering im wearing they're clothes
Britt: OMG they tried to do that to me but i said i was endorsing the store, because when im not strippering im wearing they're clothes
by maaarrrriiiiinnnnnaaaaa January 25, 2011
Get the Strippering mug.The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.
"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex
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Relating to the use of humor and irony to avoid conflict by passing any controversial utterances off as a joke. Derived from the character 'Dave Strider', a smart-ass cool-kid from the webcomic 'Homestuck'
But the issue with the “EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, AND DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AT THE SAME TIME!” Striderian philosophy of Hussie’s writing is not only that Hussie uses it to inure HIMSELF from criticism, but also that so very much of his fandom gleefully buys into it.
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To try and study, but to keep going over the same line or same couple of lines over and over again going 'what the hell?'
To try and study, but to keep going over the same line or same couple of lines over and over again going 'what the hell?'
Bob: Damn, I've been studering all evening, and I'm still nowhere. I'm never going to get ready before the exams.
by Helena Lucina December 8, 2009
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Everyone does stoddering, it is a normal part of human conversation.
Everyone does stoddering, it is a normal part of human conversation.
Robert: Why does that girl always eat bacon zebra cakes?
Wesley: I dunno, bu-
Colton: DID ANY OF YOU GUYS CHECK DAT KNEW SKYRIM GAMERPLAY?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Wesley: ju-ju-duh-duh, faggot
Robert: Damn Wesley, you just were stoddering hard
Wesley: I dunno, bu-
Colton: DID ANY OF YOU GUYS CHECK DAT KNEW SKYRIM GAMERPLAY?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Wesley: ju-ju-duh-duh, faggot
Robert: Damn Wesley, you just were stoddering hard
by Crackbabysanders May 3, 2013
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There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009
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