Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

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Stressballin'

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

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The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

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Stressticles

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.

Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

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