Straw

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

by Ottmonster July 14, 2021

Strawing

Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.

Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.

by spicemuffin April 25, 2012

Straw

Nipples

Nipples are straws.

by GlizzySnackums February 9, 2022

Straw

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!

by Penispalooza June 22, 2014

Straw

Straw is to be used as an adjective describing an event that was of superior quality. It can also be used to describe someone's skills at a sport and/or game. The origin of this a bit hazy, but it is believed that it originated when a group of young men were sitting at a restaurant and one man said it out of random. From then on, the word launched into lingo history.

"That was mad straw dude."
"I am so straw at this sport."
"Straw."

by Michael Dunn July 25, 2008

Straw

A marijuana cigarette.

Attorney: Sir, how many straws did you smoke that day?

Witness: What?

by the clash December 17, 2008

Straw

Something killing the turtles SO STOP USING THEM

chic 1~ want me to grab you a straw
Chic 2~ ya and why don’t you murder a puppy while your at it

by Notyourchic May 13, 2019