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straw dog

To get raped/pwned by something or someone (usually by a hick or redneck).
1) That girl was so drunk at that bonfire last night she got straw dogged and didn't even know it.

2) I fell so hard on my ass that I feel like I got straw dogged dood.
by 8=d------ February 14, 2012
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straw dog

Beagles used to train surgeons and veterinarians to operate on people and other people's dogs are straw dogs. Victims of vivisection, straw dogs are often euthanized after their usefulness has transpired.
by swgustafson December 9, 2008
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Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man
Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)
by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024
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dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle December 28, 2007
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Stray Dog Freedom

a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do
That girl will never take my stray dog freedom
by Danny Callahan January 3, 2009
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stray dog

adj. used to describe the friend or not so friend that has absoulutly no life of their own, so they are constantly at your house, eating your food, and drinking your beer.
WARNING: if you feed them once they never leave.
mike: what the hell bro, kieth is here all the time now.

bobby: i know dude, i envited him for BBQ and beers one time, and now he wont leave!

mike: you got yourself a stray dog!
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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Stray Dog Trudgin'

walking through rigorous terrain without proper gear. (i.e. trudgin' without trudgin' boots)
I was walking home and it started to rain. I only had a pair of running shoes on, so I was stray dog trudgin' the rest of the way
by AR526 November 19, 2010
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