a small beach town located north of sea isle. The beaches are not too crowded, and are so nice. The surfing is great, and there are lots of talented surfers who go to strathmere due to it's great waves, and low population. strathmere is about 30 minutes from the ocean city boardwalk. It has an uncle bills pancake house which makes the best pancakes ever! some big familys in strathmere are the callahans, shetlers, and the cox's. The only black residents are the ricketts with a nice big house and a family full of bosses. however, most of the lifegaurds are d-bags and their "outpost" is bigger than the house on the beach next to it. These lifeguards are the essential reason for the local strathmerians to be angry due to crazy taxes. the point is the coolest spot at night. It is located at the most north part of strathmere and it is where the bay meets the ocean. At night this spot is so amazing, but a bit buggy. there is also this huuggggee house right at the point. Alot of the residents of strathmere have been there since childhood, and all hangout at the surf beach. The shack is a great place for lunch and ice cream, and is perfect for a long day surfing. Strathmere is the best place to be when it comes to summer at the jersey shore.
bro 1: yo bro lets go surfing in ocean city
bro 2: nah bro those waves are only decent, and its too crowded, lets hit this secret spot called strathmere.
bro 1: shit yo ive heard of that, let's go!
bro 2: nah bro those waves are only decent, and its too crowded, lets hit this secret spot called strathmere.
bro 1: shit yo ive heard of that, let's go!
by wherethehellisstrathmere May 3, 2010
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by scottdastalker May 3, 2011
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A small town in the highlands of scotland that is stuck in the dark ages, mostly populated by old people who for unkown reasons, randomly wander the place all the time.
by rossco1992 September 2, 2009
Get the strathpeffer mug.Imaginary shanty town in Scotland just 8 miles south of South Lanarkshire Council's anus, East Kilbride. There is rumour of running water and decent housing for the citizens, but no 'normal' people have bothered to go and investigate. The people have an average IQ of 1.6 and are somewhat intimidating, with a high level of testosterone and aggression. On the streets of Strathaven, there is a high possibility of being stabbed in some way, but usually threats through social networks and phone calls come as a pre-warning. The town has a group of anti-social yobs , with approximately two members, aptly named by other villages, the 'Strathaven Young Team.' This said team is ruled by who people have named The Bull, out of encountering this vilified character. The Cow, who is The Bulls underling, is also recognised as a fearful icon.
Advice to anyone willing to travel to Strathaven:
- Do not wear red.
- Do not use words longer than 4 letters, or the local residents will undertake confusion.
- Do not bring any object that is younger than 20 years old, or this will also cause confusion.
- In all honesty, do not go at all unless you want to be bludgeoned by an unintelligent being.
- If you are willing to purchase any items in the area, the currency used locally is Monopoly Money.
- If you are willing to go to Hell early and not risk a merciless death, just dig a few metres in the centre of the town. You'll find it.
Advice to anyone willing to travel to Strathaven:
- Do not wear red.
- Do not use words longer than 4 letters, or the local residents will undertake confusion.
- Do not bring any object that is younger than 20 years old, or this will also cause confusion.
- In all honesty, do not go at all unless you want to be bludgeoned by an unintelligent being.
- If you are willing to purchase any items in the area, the currency used locally is Monopoly Money.
- If you are willing to go to Hell early and not risk a merciless death, just dig a few metres in the centre of the town. You'll find it.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey man, you want to go down to Strathaven later?
Person 2: Strathaven?! Holy Christ, are you feeling alright?
Person 1: Oh yeah, I heard it was forgotten by God..
Example 2
Person 3: Woohoo we're all going down to Strathaven later!
Person 4: I went to Strathaven once, how do you think I look like this?
Person 3: Holy shit on a cracker! That's naaasty! I think we'll pass on that trip to Strathaven!
Person 4: Damn right.
Person 1: Hey man, you want to go down to Strathaven later?
Person 2: Strathaven?! Holy Christ, are you feeling alright?
Person 1: Oh yeah, I heard it was forgotten by God..
Example 2
Person 3: Woohoo we're all going down to Strathaven later!
Person 4: I went to Strathaven once, how do you think I look like this?
Person 3: Holy shit on a cracker! That's naaasty! I think we'll pass on that trip to Strathaven!
Person 4: Damn right.
by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011
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90% of students are wogs, the other 10% are bogans
90% of students are wogs, the other 10% are bogans
OHC kid 1: Who you playing in Rugby this weekend?
OHC kid 2: Those bloody wogs from St Pats Strathfield
OHC kid 2: Those bloody wogs from St Pats Strathfield
by St Pats scum January 21, 2019
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Get the Strateejikk mug.Random person 1: There is a hurricane outside, no one will ever get here!
Random person 7: Don't be ridiculous, the Strathies are insane.
Random person 7: Don't be ridiculous, the Strathies are insane.
by uberfuss February 2, 2010
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